TV or not TV

Raegan has developed a new love for (read: "addiction to") TV baby shows. Not shows for babies. Shows about babies. Specifically the ones on the Lifetime Network, the same channel that runs programs like "Boy Without a Face," or "The Lady Whose Skin Fell Off." Sometimes the births they show get a little heated and the mother-to-be winds up screaming something unfortunate like, "Get it out!! Get it out!!! I don't care what you do, just get it out now!!"

Raegan remains surprisingly calm throughout such ordeals, but I generally start to freak out and often have to talk myself down. "Feh!," I say to myself. "That lady's not really in pain. She's just an actor. She's on TV, isn't she? She's just acting. And look at that baby. It's not even real! All wet and squishy looking. Have you ever seen a baby that looks like that?"